The University of Texas is sending its pre-produced national champions gear to Haiti
. This is, of course, a great decision and really a no-brainer (hey, H&M, take a hint
, huh?). But when I read this, part of me thought of Haiti as this alternate reality wherein Texas football is the national champs and the Jets and Vikings are playing in the Super Bowl. Yet, in a further distancing from our reality, sometime next week, the champion of that Super Bowl will be either the Colts or Vikings.
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